Baconeers, the holiday season is fast approaching, and we know what that means: presents. This year, instead of making your friends and family worry about how they’re going to wrap 84 packs of bacon for you, we put together a handy holiday gift guide for the bacon lovers in your life:
1. Bacon Jewelry
We know that bacon is beautiful, but, somehow, not everyone seems to agree. Help those around you see the beauty that is greasy, chewy bacon with this bacon bracelet.
2. Bacon Mug
Unfortunately, we can’t drink bacon (yet), but this bacon coffee mug is the next best thing.
3. Bacon Plush
Who said bacon couldn’t be cozy? Teach your kids (or, y’know, yourself) the love of bacon while they’re still young with this adorable bacon pillow.
4. Bacon Vodka
Bakon Vodka: For the ultimate #BaconEntertainer, help them celebrate the holidays with this bacon-infused vodka.
5. Bacon of the Month Club
Sign up your favorite Baconeer for the gift that keeps on giving: a membership to the Bacon of the Month Club. Once a month, subscribers will receive a shipment of different artisanal bacons. Literally a dream come true.
6. Maple Bacon Lollipops
It may not be the traditional Thanksgiving dessert, but who wants pie if there’s no bacon involved? Thank your hosts for making that bacon-wrapped turkey for you with these maple bacon lollipops:
7. Bacon Toothpicks
This Thanksgiving, pick the bacon bits out of your teeth without losing that crispy bacon taste. These bacon flavored toothpicks are perfect for that bacon-loving uncle that always talks with his mouth full.
BACON BONUS: BACON GIFT BOXES
Don’t forget the box! If you really want to go all out for your favorite bacon lover, make sure you use this bacon-themed packaging.
Although nothing is a better gift than crispy, delicious bacon, this gift guide will help you prove that you understand all too well what it means to love bacon.