Tweet #BaconLove and You Could Win a Date With Bacon


 
I want to win a date with bacon. #BaconLove Click To Tweet

 
It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Flowers, chocolates, movies, dinners, blah, blah, blah. You know what people really want? Bacon. Crispy, greasy, delicious bacon.

For one of you, the Baconeers want to make that happen. We found two people who are looking for something special. But we provide their overwatch, so we want to be sure they’re going to meet someone who is looking for the real thing. More info below…

 

Bacon Guy profile-01

 

The first thing people usually think about me is:

How can someone be so handsome?

 

What do you think are the 3 best traits you have to offer a partner?

I eat healthy.

I’m the real MVP. 

I’m also a Baconeer.

 

Where’s your favorite place to eat?

I used to love to eat at Chipotle. Like, all the time. But then they started outsourcing all the pork production internationally. One of my friends is a pork farmer in upstate New York, and it really hurt his business. I haven’t been back to Chipotle since. Maybe you could recommend some good places?

 

The 3 things I am most thankful for:

Bacon

Bacon

Bacon

 

Bacon Girl profile-01

 

What makes you angry?

Vegetarians.

Also Consumer Reports.

 

Your idea of an adventure is:

Driving to the supermarket. Buying bacon. Leaving.

 

What sort of date sounds like the most fun to you?

Driving to the supermarket. Buying bacon. Leaving.

 

What are you looking for in a relationship partner?

Someone who won’t take bacon away from me.

 

What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve done in the past year?

I went to the World Pork Expo in Iowa. It was paradise. They had new tech, shows, and LOTS of food. Definitely going back next year. (I wouldn’t be opposed to buying two tickets tbh.)

 
 

If you think you’re a good match, tweet at us using the link below. We’ll pick a winner to receive an exclusive Valentine’s Day-themed bacon gift!

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'Tweet #BaconLove and You Could Win a Date With Bacon' has 2 comments

  1. February 18, 2016 @ 1:04 am Mariel Jorgensen

    I’d fry that bacon reeeeal good #getinmypan

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  2. February 18, 2016 @ 1:04 am Mariel Jorgensen

    Is it thick cut tho

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