Don’t Go Bacon My Heart…
Happy Valentine’s Day my fellow Baconeers! I will be spending my evening getting ready for my hot date with… you guessed it… bacon. Here are 5 reasons why bacon is my one true love (and should be yours too):
- Bacon won’t ever let you down! Stand you up for a date? Never! Forget your anniversary? Not in a million years. Bacon’s got your back.
- You’ll never be alone when you’re eating a heaping, freshly-grilled plate o’ bacon. Bacon will never desert you… but it may dessert you (see what I did there?) — bacon ice cream, maple-bacon doughnuts, chocolate-covered bacon… the possibilities are endless!
- It is physically impossible to get in a fight with bacon… because bacon is physically incapable of doing anything wrong. In fact, I’m pretty sure that bacon may be the only thing that’s right.
- Bacon can always make me laugh — after a long hard day at the office (who am I kidding? Working at B.E.R.N. makes me feel like a kid in a candy shop… a bacon candy shop… I digress…) I know I can always count on bacon to brighten my day with a crispy piece of bacon hilarity.
- Bacon will always love you. As Whitney Houston once sang so eloquently: “And baconnnnnn willlllll alwayyysss looooooove youuuuuuuu!” Listen to my good friend Whitney.
Hope all you bacon fanatics have a wonderful Valentine’s Day!
