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6 Bacon Products You Can Actually Use


Let’s face it: while we all love bacon and everything related to it, there are a few products designed to celebrate bacon that don’t quite work. Fortunately, there are lots that do. There is hope, Baconeers. Here is a list of six products that embrace our need for bacon but also cater to our need for summer swag.
 

1) Bacon Air Freshener

Who doesn’t want to get into their car every day this summer and smell the heart-stopping aroma of bacon? Grab your new air freshener and watch your car transform into your kitchen. Just remember to drive carefully so you can get home to your actual best friend, edible crispy bacon.
 

2) Bacon Soap

Stay clean all summer fun with your favorite friend. Just head to the bathroom, grab your bar of (bacon) soap, and scrub away. Just make sure you don’t spend all your time in the bathroom washing your hands. It’s weird.
 

3) Bacon Toothpaste


Keep your mouth fresh with the best wingman you will ever have. Nothing puts a bigger smile on your face than the taste of bacon. And now you won’t have to worry about having chunks of your recent feast on your teeth.
 

4) Bacon Watch

Make sure you are on time for all your important events this summer, whether it’s counting down the time to dinner, counting down the time to lunch, counting down the time to breakfast, etc. Stay current.
 

5) Bacon Wallet

Don’t be the person who shows up at their favorite grocery store / bacon dispensary and realize you don’t have your money because you lost it. Keep yourself organized and extremely stylish throughout the summer, literally with bacon.
 

6) The Wakin’ Shakin’ Bacon Alarm Clock

Make sure you never wake up on the wrong side of the bed again. With bacon watching over you while you sleep, you’ll always greet the mornings with smiles and song. Because you love bacon. And that makes you a hero.

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